Hari Pertama Trump di Pejabat Selepas Dipilih Sebagai Presiden - adarain

Thursday, 10 November 2016

Hari Pertama Trump di Pejabat Selepas Dipilih Sebagai Presiden

Trump's first day at the Oval Office after being elected President.

Trump

First briefing to The President Trump by CIA, Pentagon, FBI:


Trump: We must destroy ISIS immediately. No delays.

CIA: We cannot do that, sir. We created them along with Turkey, Saudi, Qatar and others.

Trump: The Democrats created them.

CIA: We created ISIS, sir. You need them or else you would lose funding from the natural gas lobby.

Trump: Stop funding Pakistan. Let India deal with them.

CIA: We can't do that.

Trump: Why is that?

CIA: India will cut Balochistan out of Pak.

Trump: I don't care.

CIA: India will have peace in Kashmir. They will stop buying our weapons. They will become a superpower. We have to fund Pakistan to keep India busy in Kashmir.

Trump: But you have to destroy the Taliban.

CIA: Sir, we can't do that. We created the Taliban to keep Russia in check during the 80s. Now they are keeping Pakistan busy and away from their nukes.

Trump: We have to destroy terror sponsoring regimes in the Middle East. Let us start with the Saudis.

Pentagon: Sir, we can't do that. We created those regimes because we wanted their oil. We can't have democracy there, otherwise their people will get that oil - and we cannot let their people own it.

Trump: Then, let us invade Iran.

Pentagon: We cannot do that either, sir.

Trump: Why not?

CIA: We are talking to them, sir.

Trump: What? Why?

CIA: We want our stealth drone back. If we attack them, Russia will obliterate us as they did to our
buddy ISIS in Syria. Besides we need Iran to keep Israel in check.

Trump: Then let us invade Iraq again.

CIA: Sir, our friends (ISIS) are already occupying 1/3rd of Iraq.

Trump: Why not the whole of Iraq?

CIA: We need the Shi'ite gov't of Iraq to keep ISIS in check.

Trump: I am banning Muslims from entering US.

FBI: We can't do that.

Trump: Why not?

FBI: Then our own population will become fearless.

Trump: I am deporting all illegal immigrants to south of the border.

Border patrol: You can't do that, sir.

Trump: Why not?

Border patrol: If they're gone, who will build the wall?

Trump: I am banning H1B visas.

USCIS: You cannot do that.

Trump: Why?

Chief of staff: If you do so we'll have to outsource White House operations to Bangalore. Which is in India.

Trump (sweating profusely by now): What the hell should I do as President???

CIA: Enjoy the White House, sir! We will take care of the rest!!!

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20 komentar

HAHAHA, kelakar mana dapat ni? Facebook ke?

Tak tahulah macam mana pulak corak pentadbiran Trump ni. Sama sama kita nantikan.

Hahaha..
Memang kesian siapa jadi president America..
Mungkin pasal tu Barack Obama dah tak nak bertanding..

Percuma! gak usah di paksain pak. Sudah banyak yang menolak..
Bahaya kalau diteruskan, akan banyak timbul masalah baru..

jadi penasaran jadi apa nantinya amerika hehehehe

paling menarik bila trump takkan ambil gaji sebagai presiden (gaji setahun bilion kot). jadi sangat menarik jika ketua negara dilantik dari kalangan mmg kaya, jadi tidaklah sibuk menelan harta rakyat.

kita lihat kebijakan trump jadi presiden

Ramai jugak yang kecam donald trump nie bila menang pilihanraya presiden aritu.. apa pun, kita tunggu dan lihat apa yang bakal berlaku selepas nie

obama takleh bertanding dah, habis tempoh dah.

tengok muka dia saje sudah hmmm..agaknya staf-staf government nanti kene saring macam program apprentice dak :)

Kita tunggu dan lihat apa akan jadi selepas Trump ambil alih US...ramai orang US pun tak suka Trump ni sebenarnya...huhu

Macam seram je muka dia ni....hiihihi

hahaha, donald trump duk kt meja goyang kaki je, suma dah diatur

Muka dia seram tengok huhu bahaya ni

Adoii pecah perut... apa agaknya langkah trump lepas nih.. tahun depan baru jadi presiden nih.. huhu


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